A continuation of Self Defence for Crips, Queers & other Minorities.
Index
Disclaimer (page 1)
General Principles (page 1)
Karate (page 1)
Judo (page 1)
Jeet Kune Do (this page)
Wing Chun (this page)
‘Kung Fu’ (this page)
Recommendation Synopsis/FAQ: (page 1)
Jeet Kune Do/Jeet Kun Do
Type: Striking & Grappling. Mostly Striking.
Availability: Medium (many cities will have classes running; less so small towns, university clubs, etc)
Structure: Varies, some classes use grades, others don’t.
Weapon Defence: Yes, though the quality of the techniques varies wildly. Caveat emptor.
Sparring: Yes.
Practicality: I have a lot of time for JKD, possibly too much given my opinion of many of the techniques commonly taught under the term. Despite this, I would not recommend it as a self-defence martial art. The core problem when analysing Jeet Kune Do is it’s strength, the fact that it’s not a set school of techniques; JKD is more of an overall mindset for approaching martial arts as a field of study, self defence and athletic performance. What many teach as ‘Jeet Kune Do’ is their own preferred set of martial arts techniques, or ones similar to those used by Bruce Lee. The former varies wildly in quality and is impossible to cover in such a brief article, so the latter is what I’ll talk about here.
The major problem I have with JKD is its reliance on high kicks and its sideways stance. The latter (if you’ve ever fenced, it’s similar) always strikes me as leaving your back and leading leg extremely vulnerable. Many will claim that this isn’t the case, and that you can twist and use various counters to compensate for this. But then, why not just use a 45 degree stance in the first place? I know the general arguments here, including those Lee proposed (less telegraphing of attacks with the leading side, smaller profile to defend), but I personally don’t think they’re worth making half your presented area harder to defend. When your opponent knows what they’re doing, a sideways stance will make your leading leg an easy target, and your kidneys/back much more difficult to defend.
On kicks.. Kicking above the waist is a bad idea. This is a rule of thumb; there will be situations where it’s worthwhile. But I think JKD uses it past that limited remit, and that makes me disinclined to recommend it to anyone as a first port of call for self-defence. Kicks above the waist are high-commitment, usually quite telegraphed (though one of JKD’s strengths is minimizing this) and easy to counter (sidestep/backstep block, grab leg, topple person).
I’ve read Bruce Lee’s founding text (The Tao of Jeet Kune Do), and initially found it frustrating; the text is riddled with contradictions when read straight as a teaching manual. Do not think of good and bad techniques, then later “here is a good punch” (paraphrased). There are many instances like that throughout the text. But I think that this is fundamental to the point Lee was trying to make; He doesn’t want to teach a set of moves as the ones those following in his path should adopt. Jeet Kune Do is a philosophical approach to martial arts, and the interpretation of the text I came away with was that the techniques were presented as an example, with the reader left to consider them but ultimately make their own. Lee is showing us examples of his Jeet Kune Do, not The Best or The One Jeet Kune Do.
In short, The Tao of Jeet Kune Do is like a drawing manual. You shouldn’t take the drawings as “These are the best drawings ever, copy them and you will be a great artist”. They’re examples of an approach, presented for you to learn from and develop your own art with.
This is all pretty heavy stuff for an article that’s stated aim is a quick and dirty guide to self-defence classes, I know. This is why I wouldn’t recommend JKD as a go-to martial art for learning to defend yourself. It’s more a monastic philosophy of developing yourself as a martial artist, and developing your own martial art.
Atmosphere: n/a. I’ve never been to a JKD club, nor have I heard from others about them. I should poke my nose in the local group sometime, and will give an impression if/when that happens. It’s often stated that Wing Chun was created by and for women, so potentially there may be more and a more welcoming atmosphere to women as a result.
Wing Chun/Wing Tsun
Type: Striking & Grappling. Mostly Striking.
Availability: Medium
Structure: Usually graded.
Weapons Defence: Often included. Haven’t seen any WC weapons drills/defence, so can’t really comment there.
Sparring: Usually.
Practicality: Wing Chun is the subject of a lot of controversy on the ‘net, so you’ll find a lot of wildly divergent opinions on this. My personal opinion based on a small amount of personal experience and the usual visual analysis is that it’s not very good. Arrow punching, one of the core techniques, is not very effective. The trapping techniques are often only of use when you consider it in the context of other Chinese martial arts. All too often it seems to be a stiff flurry of quick blows which a sufficiently confident or experienced opponent could shrug off or plow through. The kicks at least seem to be fairly sensible, with Wing Chun refraining from the lavish high-kicks that characterise some other Chinese martial arts. The rolling struck me as awkward and clumsy in comparison to Japanese martial arts, but for self defence rolls are only really practical as a way of quickly rising into a defensible position, so this isn’t as big a problem as it seems. Again, Wing Chun focuses a lot on kata, which I’ve explained my problems with in the prior article. I don’t have any experience with the grappling, so I couldn’t really offer an opinion there.
I’ve been told that the silly dancing that Wing Chun is infamous for is only used in training situations to gain a proper stance. This seems unwise to me, though it’s infinitely better than going through the whole riguramole every time you need to fight. Ideally, you should practice with an eye to self-defence; If you practice going into your stance in a convoluted manner, that will make it all the harder to assume when you need it.
This video sums up a lot of the problems with Wing Chun (hilariously pliant uke aside, which is a problem a lot of martial arts have). Stiff stance, focus on quick punches without any real power to them, relying on the flurry of blows to overwhelm their opponent. The heel thing on the ground.. Just, wow. I don’t think I can sum up the problems with that in words. The two things that don’t make me wince at the impracticality in that video are the leg grab counter to a high-kick; that’s fairly hard to mess up. Elbows to a floored opponent do work, but risk various horrible injuries that will be difficult to explain to a jury.
Overall, not recommended.
Atmosphere: Depends on the club, as ever. The (University) class I attended was fairly open/casual, but your mileage may vary.
‘Kung Fu’/'Gung Fu’
Type: Striking & Grappling. Mostly Striking.
Availability: High
Structure: Varies, usually graded.
Weapons Defence: Usually, wildly variant depending on class.
Sparring: Varies. Kung Fu is the most frequent abuser of the “It’s too deadly to spar with!” excuse. This is rubbish. Spar without the ‘deadly’ techniques, use soft sparring, etc. There are ways around this, and it doesn’t float.
Practicality: It’s hard to post a synopsis of Kung Fu. The reason I put it in inverted commas in the title is that Kung Fu isn’t one martial art; it’s a Chinese term for a subject of study, which has since been assumed as a term for any and all Chinese martial arts. Many classes that call themselves ‘Kung Fu’ classes will end up teaching one specific variant with it’s own name and traditions (Wing Chun, for instance) or a mishmash of various different styles.
In general, Kung Fu suffers the problem many Traditional Martial Arts (TMAs) have, which is that they haven’t aged well. Often they are developed within a specific cultural context, or as a counter to styles popular at the time, and in a contemporary setting are suboptimal. For example, many Kung Fu schools teach practice with weapons you will never, ever meet in a real life situation short of a fight breaking out in a museum. Many have adapted to sell on their flashy techniques, such as butterfly kicks, flying kicks and the like. While these draw crowds of students, they’re not very practical (see the Jeet Kune Do section for my stance on the impracticality of high kicks, apply it in triple strength to this type).
If you want to learn flashy kicks and beautiful poses, Wushu is a school of Kung Fu that is designed specifically for this. Competitions are graded on it, in fact. It doesn’t pretend to have modern self-defence applications, and so I have a certain respect for it because of that as a sport.
If you go to another Kung Fu class, expect wildly different experiences and quality of techniques depending on the style in question, but often a stern approach to tradition and reluctance to change mean that Kung Fu has ultimately fallen to the wayside in terms of self-defence. That said, it’s one of the most frequent users of crotch and eye attacks (depending on style), which is a point in it’s favour in my opinion. Overall however, not recommended.
Atmosphere: Depends on the club, as ever. The (University, again) class I attended was fairly open/casual, but your mileage may vary.









