The Vogon Bureaucrafleet “DWP”

15 04 2011

“But look, you found the notice didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard’.”

Douglas Adams: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

Presented for your viewing pleasure, the Vogons of the DWP. Blank image is at the bottom of the page, and new versions can be easily made at Meme Generator. My apologies for the grammar in a few of these, it was late at night.

A Vogon from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Text: "DWP Vogon: There's no one here with clearance to access your file. Rest assured you're being denied service for your own protection. Goodbye."

A Vogon from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV Series. Text: "DWP Vogon: Too disabled to jump through hoops for me? But where else will I get my entertainment?"

A Vogon from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV Series. Text: "DWP Vogon: Just because you're blind, it doesn't give you an excuse not to read my letters. We can't be held responsible if you just won't take the time."

A Vogon from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Text: "DWP Vogon: Email? Sounds too convenient. It's not like anyone has trouble using phones, anyway."

A Vogon from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Text: "DWP Vogon: You don't seriously expect me to read that DLA application, do you? That's what appeals are for!"

A Vogon from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series. Text: "DWP Vogon: Work, Welfare and Wellbeing? There's a 14 month wait for that, you filthy scrounger!"

A Vogon from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy TV series.

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